…just a quick one to gloat about the inevitable involvement of a physicist from Manchester in the Large Hadron (does anyone else keep accidentally typing ‘Hardon’ there?) Collider. And in fact, isn’t Professor Brian Cox a rather exciting person? The man used to be in D:REAM, people! And now he’s reporting for the BBC on the most ambitious scientific experiment ever. Things can, indeed, only get…oh, shut up.